Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Poop.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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