- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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