- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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