- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

You had better thumbs up this post.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

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