- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Beka has AIDS

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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