- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

knock knock whos there? nobody

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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