- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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