Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

non poop

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

A black person dies.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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