A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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