What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Guess what What

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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