- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

I used to know what alzheimers was

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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