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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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