- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Girls Lacrosse.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

belly button

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