I'm going as the joker for halloween

9/11

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

It got hit by a rocket.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Rebecca Black

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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