What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Connor is homo

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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My peni s

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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