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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Horse with a chair on his head.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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