- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Are you gay. No. Ok.

My wife made me a sandwich

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Men

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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