Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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seek beauty

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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This is amazing! Visit http://psncodesonlinefree.com - you receive free PSN Card Codes instantly! Everybody uses this now!

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Where are you going Your house

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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