- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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