Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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