I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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here kitty kitty

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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