Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

A boy with red hair is happy.

Women's rights

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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