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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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The Colts this year.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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AIDS.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Pickles

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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