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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

I have a horse.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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