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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

human centipede

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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