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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Oh, go away

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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