- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Prostitution is bad.......

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Take wrong turns

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Know what's funny? Jokes.

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