Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your Mom The End.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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