Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Rebecca Black

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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