knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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