- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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