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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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