Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Double-whammy

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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minorities

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Penis

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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