catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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you suck

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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i have two hands.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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mikey is cute

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Anti Joke

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