What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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