- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Fine, ladies first.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Your Mom The End.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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