- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.