- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Fine, ladies first.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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