- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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