- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

i killed my family

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's a joke? Funny

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

woman's rights

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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