- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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