- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Gordon Brown smiles.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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