I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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