- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Do you want icecream, Björn?

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What black and has children A black man

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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