How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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