- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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