Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Your mom is so nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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