- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

once upon a time, it snowed

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What do you call double A's? Batteries

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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