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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Chris Bosh's neck

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

roses are red violets are indigo

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.