Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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