What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Anti-jokes are funny.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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antonio has a penis head.lol

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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