- Anti Joke

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.