Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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