How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Your mom is so old she died

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What is life? Paul.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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