A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Guess who is violent. Osama

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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