What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

flavin's head

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

poo

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

1+2 = 6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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