- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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