- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Good afternoon.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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