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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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