If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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