- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

You having friends.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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