Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

whats up and also down? your mum

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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