Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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