- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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