- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Who wants water? I do.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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