What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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