A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

knock knock go away!!!

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

justin beiber sucks

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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