- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

why does the man appear fat he is

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

kill yourself

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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