So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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