why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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A midget walked under a bar.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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i like it in the mouth

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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