HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Dont read this joke

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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