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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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