- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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