- Anti Joke

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

I like the color potato.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR